i like worms.

worms are pretty cool. they crawl in the dirt and they eat dirt. at least I think they eat dirt – I mean, you can’t even tell their heads from their ends, so who knows what they eat? well, except people that study worms. i suppose they know what worms eat. and other worms would know what worms eat. after all, if you’re going to have a party for all of your worm friends it’s a pretty good idea to know what they would like to eat at the party.

i like to eat gummy worms.

so if you’re going to have me over for a party…