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worms are cool

on January 21, 2015
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i like worms.

worms are pretty cool. they crawl in the dirt and they eat dirt. at least I think they eat dirt – I mean, you can’t even tell their heads from their ends, so who knows what they eat? well, except people that study worms. i suppose they know what worms eat. and other worms would know what worms eat. after all, if you’re going to have a party for all of your worm friends it’s a pretty good idea to know what they would like to eat at the party.

i like to eat gummy worms.

so if you’re going to have me over for a party…

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it’s me, hamilton

on January 17, 2015
Posted In: hamilton's journal

bernice says i’m a lot of trouble, but actually i think she really likes me. when i grow up, i’m going to be an astronaut because she says she’s going to send me to the moon. i think that will be fun.

i like haunted houses better than anything.

and ghosts. i like ghosts as much as haunted houses.

and werewolves. i like ghosts and werewolves and haunted houses better than anything else.

and vampires. i like vampires and ghosts and haunted houses and werewolves better than anything in the whole wide world.

and frankenstein’s monster. i like ghosts and vampires and werewolves and frankenstein’s monster and haunted houses better than anything in the whole universe.

unless you have some ice cream. i REALLY like ice cream. especially pistachio. because it’s green.

this is about the time that bernice says i have to go to the moon.

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