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this week my english teacher taught us how to write a haiku – it’s a poem with three lines – five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and then five again in the third – and it doesn’t even have to rhyme! so here’s some that i wrote:
crooked pumpkin smile
scary toothy monster grin
looks like my brother
or how about:
filmy white pasty pale
ghostly wraith floats eerily
looks like my brother
and then i wrote:
black-winged creature flies
pointy fangs glistening white
looks like my brother
what do you think? they’re supposed to be about nature and stuff when you write them.
i think they’re pretty accurate.
it’s not that I don’t like valentine’s day – I just like halloween more.
i mean – what’s better?
little fancy doo-dad hearts or pumpkins?
fat little flying cupids or bats?
pink or orange?
red or purple?
i’m sure you see my point.
i like worms.
worms are pretty cool. they crawl in the dirt and they eat dirt. at least I think they eat dirt – I mean, you can’t even tell their heads from their ends, so who knows what they eat? well, except people that study worms. i suppose they know what worms eat. and other worms would know what worms eat. after all, if you’re going to have a party for all of your worm friends it’s a pretty good idea to know what they would like to eat at the party.
i like to eat gummy worms.
so if you’re going to have me over for a party…
i don’t know about you, but i think it should be halloween every day.
i mean, who doesn’t like wearing costumes and scaring your little brother half out of his wits, right? and who doesn’t like decorating with pumpkins and ghosts and bats and skeletons? and we could have candy corn and apple cider and donuts all the time! have you seen the latest – america alone spent over seven billion dollars last year on halloween!
imagine what that would be like every day!?!?
it would be awesome!