bernice says i’m a lot of trouble, but actually i think she really likes me. when i grow up, i’m going to be an astronaut because she says she’s going to send me to the moon. i think that will be fun.
i like haunted houses better than anything.
and ghosts. i like ghosts as much as haunted houses.
and werewolves. i like ghosts and werewolves and haunted houses better than anything else.
and vampires. i like vampires and ghosts and haunted houses and werewolves better than anything in the whole wide world.
and frankenstein’s monster. i like ghosts and vampires and werewolves and frankenstein’s monster and haunted houses better than anything in the whole universe.
unless you have some ice cream. i REALLY like ice cream. especially pistachio. because it’s green.
this is about the time that bernice says i have to go to the moon.
